{"id":261,"date":"2019-12-01T16:45:25","date_gmt":"2019-12-01T16:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.publiconsulting.com\/wordpress\/donquixoteoflamancha\/chapter\/second-part-chapter-xxv-2\/"},"modified":"2020-03-26T09:38:20","modified_gmt":"2020-03-26T09:38:20","slug":"second-part-chapter-xxv","status":"publish","type":"chapter","link":"https:\/\/www.publiconsulting.com\/wordpress\/donquixoteoflamancha\/chapter\/second-part-chapter-xxv\/","title":{"rendered":"Second Part. Chapter XXV"},"content":{"raw":"CHAPTER XXV<\/a>\r\n
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In which note is made of the braying adventure and the diverting adventure of the puppet master, along with the memorable divinations of the soothsaying monkey<\/span><\/h2>\r\n\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n

Don Quixote was on pins and needles, as the saying goes, until he could hear and learn about the marvels promised by the man carrying the weapons. He went to look for him in the place where the innkeeper had said he was, and found him, and said that the man had to tell him now what he would, in any case, tell him later regarding what Don Quixote had asked on the road. To which the man responded:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cThe recounting of my marvels has to take place more slowly, and not while we\u2019re standing; Se\u00f1or, your grace must allow me to tend to my animal, and then I shall tell you things that will astound you.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cDo not let that delay you,\u201d responded Don Quixote, \u201cfor I shall help you with everything.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

And he did, sifting the barley for him and cleaning the manger, humble labors that obliged the man to tell him willingly what he had asked, and sitting down on a stone bench, with Don Quixote beside him, and the cousin, the page, Sancho Panza, and the innkeeper as senate and audience, he began to speak in this manner:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cYour graces should know that in a town four and a half leagues from this inn, a councilman lost a donkey through the deceitful efforts of one of his servant girls, but that\u2019s a long story, and though the councilman made every effort to find the animal, he could not. According to what everyone says, the donkey had been missing for some two weeks when the councilman who had sustained the loss found himself in the square, and another councilman from the same town said to him:<\/p>\r\n

\u2018You owe me a reward, compadre; your donkey has turned up.\u2019<\/p>\r\n

\u2018I promise you\u2019ll get it, compadre,\u2019 he responded, \u2018but where did he turn up?\u2019<\/p>\r\n

\u2018In the woods,\u2019 responded the finder. \u2018I saw him this morning, without a packsaddle or any trappings, and so skinny it made me feel bad just to look at him. I tried to catch him and bring him back to you, but he\u2019s so wild and untamed now that when I went up to him, he ran off into the deepest part of the woods. If you want both of us to look for him, just let me take my little jenny home, and I\u2019ll be right back.\u2019<\/p>\r\n

\u2018I appreciate that,\u201d said the one who had lost his donkey, \u2018and I\u2019ll try to return the favor.\u2019<\/p>\r\n

Everybody who knows the truth of the matter tells the story with the same details, and in the same manner that I\u2019m telling it now. In short, the two councilmen together went on foot into the woods, and they reached the place and the site where they thought they would find the donkey but did not find him there or anywhere nearby no matter how much they searched. Seeing that he was nowhere to be found, the one who had seen the donkey said to the other councilman:<\/p>\r\n

\u2018Look, compadre: I\u2019ve just had an idea, and there\u2019s no doubt that with it we\u2019ll be able to find this animal even if he\u2019s hiding in the bowels of the earth, let alone the woods; the fact is that I know how to bray wonderfully well, and if you know how even a little, then the matter\u2019s settled.\u2019<\/p>\r\n

\u2018Did you say even a little, compadre?\u2019 said the other councilman. \u2018By God, nobody\u2019s better than me, not even donkeys.\u2019<\/p>\r\n

\u2018We\u2019ll see,\u2019 responded the second councilman, \u2018because I\u2019ve decided that you should go to one part of the woods and I\u2019ll go to the other, so that we\u2019ll walk all around it, and every few steps you\u2019ll bray and I\u2019ll bray, and the donkey will have to hear us and respond if he\u2019s in the woods at all.\u2019<\/p>\r\n

To which the owner of the donkey responded:<\/p>\r\n

\u2018Compadre, I say it\u2019s an excellent plan and worthy of your great intelligence.\u2019<\/p>\r\n

And separating as they had agreed, it so happened that they both brayed almost at the same time, and each was deceived by the braying of the other and came running, thinking the donkey had returned; and when they saw each other, the one who had lost the donkey said:<\/p>\r\n

\u2018Is it possible, compadre, that it wasn\u2019t my donkey who brayed?\u2019<\/p>\r\n

\u2018No, it was me,\u2019 responded the other man.<\/p>\r\n

\u2018Then I say, compadre,\u2019 said the owner, \u2018that between you and a jackass there\u2019s no difference at all as far as braying is concerned, because never in my life have I seen or heard anything more lifelike.\u2019<\/p>\r\n

\u2018The compliments and flattery,\u2019 responded the planner, \u2018belong and apply to you more than to me, compadre; by the God who made me, you can give a two-bray advantage to the greatest and most expert brayer in the world, because your sound is loud, your voice sustained, with the correct time and rhythm, your inflections numerous and rapid: in short, I admit defeat, and surrender the palm, and hand you the banner for this rare ability.\u2019<\/p>\r\n

\u2018Now I say,\u2019 responded the owner, \u2018that from now on I\u2019ll esteem myself more and think better of myself and believe that I know something valuable since I\u2019m graced with this talent; though I thought I could bray well, I never realized I had reached the heights that you say I have.\u2019<\/p>\r\n

\u2018I\u2019ll also say now,\u2019 responded the second man, \u2018that there are rare abilities in the world that are lost, and ill-used by those who don\u2019t know how to take advantage of them.\u2019<\/p>\r\n

\u2018Except in cases such as the one we\u2019re dealing with now,\u2019 responded the owner, \u2018ours are of little use to us, and even here, may it please God that they do us some good.\u2019<\/p>\r\n

Having said this, they separated and returned to their braying, and were constantly being deceived, and came back together again, until they decided on a signal to let them know that they were the ones braying and not the donkey, and it was that they would bray twice, one bray right after the other. In this way, constantly giving two brays in a row, they circled the entire woods, but the lost donkey did not respond, not even with a sign. Yet how could the poor unfortunate respond? For they found him in the deepest part of the woods, devoured by wolves. And when they saw him, his owner said:<\/p>\r\n

\u2018I was surprised at his not responding, because if he hadn\u2019t been dead, he would have brayed when he heard us, or wouldn\u2019t be a donkey; but as long as I was able to hear you bray so beautifully, compadre, I consider the effort of looking for him well worth the trouble, even though I found him dead.\u2019<\/p>\r\n

\u2018We\u2019re a talented pair, compadre,\u2019 responded the other, \u2018because if the abbot sings well, the altar boy\u2019s not far behind.\u2019<\/p>\r\n

And so, disconsolate and hoarse, they returned to their village and told their friends, neighbors, and acquaintances what had happened to them in their search for the donkey, each exaggerating the other\u2019s talent for braying, all of which was learned and circulated in nearby towns. And the devil, who never sleeps, and loves to sow and plant quarrels and discord wherever he goes, spreading mischief on the wind and creating <\/a>disputes out of nothing, ordered and arranged matters so that the people from other towns, when they saw someone from our village, would bray, as if throwing the braying of our councilmen back into our faces. The boys joined in, which was like giving it into the hands and mouths of all the demons in hell, and the braying spread from one town to another, so that the natives of a town are known by their braying, just as blacks are known and differentiated from whites; and this unfortunate mockery has gone so far that often the mocked, holding weapons in their hands and marching in formation, have come out to do battle with the mockers, and no one and nothing, neither fear nor shame, can stop it. I believe that tomorrow or the next day the people from my village, who are the people who bray, will go to fight another town that\u2019s two leagues away, which is one of those that persecute us the most, and so that they can be well-prepared, I\u2019ve bought the lances and halberds that you saw. And these are the marvels I said I would tell you, and if they don\u2019t seem so to you, I don\u2019t know any others.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

And saying this, the good man concluded what he had to say, and at that moment a man dressed all in chamois\u2014hose, breeches, and doublet\u2014came through the door of the inn, and in a loud voice he said:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cSe\u00f1or Innkeeper, is there room at the inn? For the soothsaying monkey is coming here, and a puppet show about the freeing of Melisendra.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cGood Lord!\u201d said the innkeeper. \u201cIt\u2019s Master Pedro! There\u2019s a good night ahead of us.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

I forgot to say that this Master Pedro had his left eye and almost half his cheek covered with a patch of green taffeta, a sign that all of that side was probably diseased; the innkeeper continued, saying:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cYour grace is welcome, Se\u00f1or Master Pedro. Where are the monkey and the puppet stage? I don\u2019t see them.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cThey\u2019re nearby,\u201d responded the man in chamois, \u201cbut I came on ahead to find out if there\u2019s room.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cI\u2019d move out the Duke of Alba himself to make room for Master Pedro,\u201d responded the innkeeper. \u201cBring the monkey and the puppet stage in, because tonight there are people in the inn who will pay to see the show and the monkey\u2019s talents.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cThat\u2019s a stroke of luck,\u201d responded the man with the patch. \u201cI\u2019ll lower the price, and consider myself well-paid if I cover my costs; now I\u2019ll go and bring in the cart that\u2019s carrying the monkey and the stage.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

And then he left the inn again.<\/p>\r\n

Don Quixote asked the innkeeper about Master Pedro and the pup-<\/a>pet show and monkey he was bringing with him. To which the innkeeper responded:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cHe\u2019s a famous puppet master who\u2019s been traveling the Aragonese side of La Mancha for some time, showing a puppet play about Melisendra being freed by the famous Don Gaiferos, which is one of the best and best-acted histories seen in this part of the kingdom for many years. He also has with him a monkey with the rarest talent ever seen among monkeys or imagined among men, because if he\u2019s asked something, he pays attention to what he\u2019s asked, then jumps onto his master\u2019s shoulders and goes up to his ear and tells him the answer to the question, and then Master Pedro says what it is; he has much more to say about past things than about future ones, and even though he isn\u2019t right all the time, he\u2019s not wrong most of the time, so he makes us think he has the devil in his body. He charges two reales<\/span> for each question if the monkey responds, I mean, if the master responds for him after he\u2019s spoken into his ear; people believe that Master Pedro is very rich, a uomo galante<\/span> and a bon compagno,<\/span> as they say in Italy, who leads the best life in the world; he talks more than six men and drinks more than twelve, all paid for by his tongue and his monkey and his puppet show.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

At this point Master Pedro returned, and in a cart came the puppet stage and a large tailless monkey with a rump like felt but a face that was nice-looking, and as soon as Don Quixote saw him, he asked:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cSe\u00f1or Soothsayer, can your grace tell me che pesce pigliamo?<\/span> 421<\/a><\/span><\/sup> What will become of us? And here you can see my two reales.<\/span>\u201d<\/p>\r\n

And he told Sancho to hand them to Master Pedro, who responded for the monkey, saying:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cSe\u00f1or, this animal does not respond or give information about things to come; about past things he knows a little, and about present ones, a little more.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cBy God,\u201d said Sancho, \u201cI wouldn\u2019t pay anything to have somebody tell me what\u2019s already happened to me! Who knows that better than me? And it would be foolish to pay anybody to tell me what I already know; but since he knows about present things, here\u2019s my two reales<\/span> so His Monkeyness can tell me what my wife, Teresa Panza, is doing now, and how she\u2019s spending her time.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

Master Pedro refused to take the money, saying:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cI don\u2019t wish to receive payment ahead of time, before the service has been provided.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

And he hit his left shoulder twice with his right hand, and the monkey leaped onto it, put his mouth up to his ear, clicked his teeth together very quickly, and after doing this for the length of time it takes to say a Credo, gave another leap down to the floor; and when he did this, Master Pedro rushed to kneel in front of Don Quixote, and throwing his arms around his legs, he said:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cI embrace these legs as I would embrace the two Pillars of Hercules, O illustrious revivifier of a now forgotten knight errantry! O never sufficiently praised knight, Don Quixote of La Mancha, courage of the fainthearted, support of those about to fall, strong arm of those who have fallen, comfort and consolation of all who are unfortunate.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

Don Quixote was dumbfounded, Sancho astounded, the cousin baffled, the page stunned, the man who told about the braying stupefied, the innkeeper perplexed, and, in short, all who heard the words of the puppet master were amazed, but he continued, saying:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cAnd you, O worthy Sancho Panza, the best squire of the best knight in the world, be of good cheer! Your good wife, Teresa, is well, and at this very moment she is carding a pound of flax; to be more specific, on her left is a broken-mouthed jug that holds a good measure of wine, and with it she keeps her spirits up as she works.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cI can believe that,\u201d responded Sancho, \u201cbecause she\u2019s a wonderful woman, and except for her being jealous, I wouldn\u2019t trade her for the giantess Andandona,422<\/a><\/span><\/sup> who, according to my master, was a very honorable and upright woman; my Teresa is one of those women who won\u2019t let themselves fare badly even at the expense of their heirs.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cNow I say,\u201d said Don Quixote at this point, \u201cthat the man who reads a good deal and travels a good deal, sees a good deal and knows a good deal. I say this because what argument would have been enough to persuade me that there are monkeys in the world who can soothsay, as I have just seen with my own eyes? Because I am the very same Don Quixote of La Mancha mentioned by this good animal, although he has gone a little too far in praising me; but no matter, I give thanks to heaven, who granted me a gentle and compassionate spirit, always inclined to do good to everyone and evil to none.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cIf I had money,\u201d said the page, \u201cI\u2019d ask this noble monkey what will happen to me on the travels I\u2019m undertaking.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

To which Master Pedro, who by this time had risen from the feet of Don Quixote, responded:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cI\u2019ve already said that this beast does not speak of the future, but if he did, not having money wouldn\u2019t matter, because for the sake of serving Se\u00f1or Don Quixote, here present, I would give up all the profits in the world. And now, because I owe it to him, and to give him pleasure, I would like to set up my puppet stage and delight everyone in the inn, at no charge whatsoever.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

When he heard this, the innkeeper, who was overjoyed, indicated the spot where the stage could be placed, and this was done in very short order.<\/p>\r\n

Don Quixote was not very pleased with the monkey\u2019s soothsaying, for it did not seem right that a monkey could divine things, whether things of the future or of the past, and so while Master Pedro was arranging the stage, Don Quixote withdrew with Sancho to a corner of the stable where no one could hear them, and he said:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cLook, Sancho, I have considered very carefully the strange talent of this monkey, and in my opinion this Master Pedro, his owner, must have made a pact, either implicit or explicit, with the devil.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cIf the pack\u2019s split and belongs to the devil,\u201d said Sancho, \u201cit must be a very dirty pack, no doubt about it, but what good would that do Master Pedro?\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cYou do not understand me, Sancho: I mean only that he must have made some agreement with the devil to grant this talent to the monkey so that Master Pedro could earn his living, and when he is rich the devil will take his soul, which is precisely what the universal enemy wishes. And what makes me believe this is seeing that the monkey replies only to past or present things, which is as far as the devil\u2019s knowledge can go; future things cannot be known except through conjecture, and only occasionally, for knowing all times and moments is reserved to God alone, and for Him there is no past or future: everything is present. And this being true, as it is, it is clear that this monkey speaks in the style of the devil, and I am amazed that he has not been denounced to the Holy Office, and examined, and forced to tell by whose power he divines, for it is also clear that this monkey is not an astrologer, and neither he nor his master casts, or knows how to cast, the astrological charts used so widely now in Spain that there\u2019s not a fishwife, page, or old cobbler who does not presume to cast a chart as if it were the knave in a pack of cards lying on the floor, cor<\/a>rupting the marvelous truths of science with their lies and ignorance. I know of a lady who asked one of them if a small lapdog she had would become pregnant and give birth, and how many pups she would have and what color they would be. To which our noble astrologer responded that the dog would become pregnant and give birth to three pups, one green, one red, and one spotted, provided that the dog was mounted between eleven and twelve in the morning, or at night, and that it took place on a Monday or a Saturday; and what happened was that two days later the little dog died of indigestion, and the noble prognosticator was credited in the town with being a very accurate caster of charts, a reputation that all or most astrologers have.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cEven so,\u201d said Sancho, \u201cI would like your grace to tell Master Pedro to ask his monkey if what happened to your grace in the Cave of Montesinos is true; in my opinion, begging your grace\u2019s pardon, it was all deceptions and lies, or at least nothing but dreams.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cEverything is possible,\u201d responded Don Quixote, \u201cbut I shall do as you advise, although I still have certain scruples in that regard.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

As they were speaking, Master Pedro came looking for Don Quixote to tell him that the puppet stage was ready, and that his grace should come to see it because it was worthwhile. Don Quixote told him what he was thinking and implored him to first ask his monkey to tell him if certain things that had occurred in the Cave of Montesinos were dreamed or true, because it seemed to him that they were both. To which Master Pedro, without saying a word, brought back his monkey, and standing in front of Don Quixote and Sancho, he said:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cLook, noble monkey, this knight wishes to know if certain things that happened to him in a cave called Montesinos were false or true.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

And after his master had made the usual signal, the monkey jumped onto his left shoulder and spoke to him, apparently, in his ear, and then Master Pedro said:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cThe monkey says that some of the things your grace saw, or experienced, in the aforesaid cave are false, and some are true, and this is all he knows, nothing more, with regard to this question, and if your grace should wish to know more, next Friday he will respond to everything you ask of him, but for the moment he has used up his abilities, and they won\u2019t return until Friday, as he has said.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cDidn\u2019t I say,\u201d said Sancho, \u201cthat I couldn\u2019t believe, Se\u00f1or, that everything your grace said about what happened in the cave was true, not even half?\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cEvents will tell the truth of things, Sancho,\u201d responded Don <\/a>Quixote, \u201cfor time, which reveals all things, brings everything into the light of day even if it is hidden in the bowels of the earth. Enough of that for now; let us go to see the puppet show of our good Master Pedro, for I believe it must hold some surprises.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cWhat do you mean, some?\u201d responded Master Pedro. \u201cSixty thousand are contained in this show of mine; I tell your grace, Se\u00f1or Don Quixote, that it is one of the most spectacular things in the world today, but operibus credite, et non verbis.<\/span> 423<\/a><\/span><\/sup> and now to work, for it is getting late, and we have much to do and say and show.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

Don Quixote and Sancho did as he asked and went to the place where the stage was set up for all to see, and it was filled with the light of little wax candles that made it look colorful and resplendent. As soon as they arrived, Master Pedro went inside the puppet theater, for it was he who would manipulate the figures in the play, and outside stood a boy, a servant of Master Pedro\u2019s, to act as interpreter and narrator of the mysteries on stage; in his hand he held a rod with which he pointed to the figures as they came out.<\/p>\r\n

When everyone in the inn was sitting, and some standing, in front of the stage, and Don Quixote, Sancho, the page, and the cousin were settled in the best places, the interpreter began to say what will be heard and seen by those who hear or see the following chapter.<\/p>\r\n","rendered":"

CHAPTER XXV<\/a><\/p>\n

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In which note is made of the braying adventure and the diverting adventure of the puppet master, along with the memorable divinations of the soothsaying monkey<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n

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Don Quixote was on pins and needles, as the saying goes, until he could hear and learn about the marvels promised by the man carrying the weapons. He went to look for him in the place where the innkeeper had said he was, and found him, and said that the man had to tell him now what he would, in any case, tell him later regarding what Don Quixote had asked on the road. To which the man responded:<\/p>\n

\u201cThe recounting of my marvels has to take place more slowly, and not while we\u2019re standing; Se\u00f1or, your grace must allow me to tend to my animal, and then I shall tell you things that will astound you.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDo not let that delay you,\u201d responded Don Quixote, \u201cfor I shall help you with everything.\u201d<\/p>\n

And he did, sifting the barley for him and cleaning the manger, humble labors that obliged the man to tell him willingly what he had asked, and sitting down on a stone bench, with Don Quixote beside him, and the cousin, the page, Sancho Panza, and the innkeeper as senate and audience, he began to speak in this manner:<\/p>\n

\u201cYour graces should know that in a town four and a half leagues from this inn, a councilman lost a donkey through the deceitful efforts of one of his servant girls, but that\u2019s a long story, and though the councilman made every effort to find the animal, he could not. According to what everyone says, the donkey had been missing for some two weeks when the councilman who had sustained the loss found himself in the square, and another councilman from the same town said to him:<\/p>\n

\u2018You owe me a reward, compadre; your donkey has turned up.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018I promise you\u2019ll get it, compadre,\u2019 he responded, \u2018but where did he turn up?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018In the woods,\u2019 responded the finder. \u2018I saw him this morning, without a packsaddle or any trappings, and so skinny it made me feel bad just to look at him. I tried to catch him and bring him back to you, but he\u2019s so wild and untamed now that when I went up to him, he ran off into the deepest part of the woods. If you want both of us to look for him, just let me take my little jenny home, and I\u2019ll be right back.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018I appreciate that,\u201d said the one who had lost his donkey, \u2018and I\u2019ll try to return the favor.\u2019<\/p>\n

Everybody who knows the truth of the matter tells the story with the same details, and in the same manner that I\u2019m telling it now. In short, the two councilmen together went on foot into the woods, and they reached the place and the site where they thought they would find the donkey but did not find him there or anywhere nearby no matter how much they searched. Seeing that he was nowhere to be found, the one who had seen the donkey said to the other councilman:<\/p>\n

\u2018Look, compadre: I\u2019ve just had an idea, and there\u2019s no doubt that with it we\u2019ll be able to find this animal even if he\u2019s hiding in the bowels of the earth, let alone the woods; the fact is that I know how to bray wonderfully well, and if you know how even a little, then the matter\u2019s settled.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Did you say even a little, compadre?\u2019 said the other councilman. \u2018By God, nobody\u2019s better than me, not even donkeys.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018We\u2019ll see,\u2019 responded the second councilman, \u2018because I\u2019ve decided that you should go to one part of the woods and I\u2019ll go to the other, so that we\u2019ll walk all around it, and every few steps you\u2019ll bray and I\u2019ll bray, and the donkey will have to hear us and respond if he\u2019s in the woods at all.\u2019<\/p>\n

To which the owner of the donkey responded:<\/p>\n

\u2018Compadre, I say it\u2019s an excellent plan and worthy of your great intelligence.\u2019<\/p>\n

And separating as they had agreed, it so happened that they both brayed almost at the same time, and each was deceived by the braying of the other and came running, thinking the donkey had returned; and when they saw each other, the one who had lost the donkey said:<\/p>\n

\u2018Is it possible, compadre, that it wasn\u2019t my donkey who brayed?\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018No, it was me,\u2019 responded the other man.<\/p>\n

\u2018Then I say, compadre,\u2019 said the owner, \u2018that between you and a jackass there\u2019s no difference at all as far as braying is concerned, because never in my life have I seen or heard anything more lifelike.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018The compliments and flattery,\u2019 responded the planner, \u2018belong and apply to you more than to me, compadre; by the God who made me, you can give a two-bray advantage to the greatest and most expert brayer in the world, because your sound is loud, your voice sustained, with the correct time and rhythm, your inflections numerous and rapid: in short, I admit defeat, and surrender the palm, and hand you the banner for this rare ability.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Now I say,\u2019 responded the owner, \u2018that from now on I\u2019ll esteem myself more and think better of myself and believe that I know something valuable since I\u2019m graced with this talent; though I thought I could bray well, I never realized I had reached the heights that you say I have.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018I\u2019ll also say now,\u2019 responded the second man, \u2018that there are rare abilities in the world that are lost, and ill-used by those who don\u2019t know how to take advantage of them.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018Except in cases such as the one we\u2019re dealing with now,\u2019 responded the owner, \u2018ours are of little use to us, and even here, may it please God that they do us some good.\u2019<\/p>\n

Having said this, they separated and returned to their braying, and were constantly being deceived, and came back together again, until they decided on a signal to let them know that they were the ones braying and not the donkey, and it was that they would bray twice, one bray right after the other. In this way, constantly giving two brays in a row, they circled the entire woods, but the lost donkey did not respond, not even with a sign. Yet how could the poor unfortunate respond? For they found him in the deepest part of the woods, devoured by wolves. And when they saw him, his owner said:<\/p>\n

\u2018I was surprised at his not responding, because if he hadn\u2019t been dead, he would have brayed when he heard us, or wouldn\u2019t be a donkey; but as long as I was able to hear you bray so beautifully, compadre, I consider the effort of looking for him well worth the trouble, even though I found him dead.\u2019<\/p>\n

\u2018We\u2019re a talented pair, compadre,\u2019 responded the other, \u2018because if the abbot sings well, the altar boy\u2019s not far behind.\u2019<\/p>\n

And so, disconsolate and hoarse, they returned to their village and told their friends, neighbors, and acquaintances what had happened to them in their search for the donkey, each exaggerating the other\u2019s talent for braying, all of which was learned and circulated in nearby towns. And the devil, who never sleeps, and loves to sow and plant quarrels and discord wherever he goes, spreading mischief on the wind and creating <\/a>disputes out of nothing, ordered and arranged matters so that the people from other towns, when they saw someone from our village, would bray, as if throwing the braying of our councilmen back into our faces. The boys joined in, which was like giving it into the hands and mouths of all the demons in hell, and the braying spread from one town to another, so that the natives of a town are known by their braying, just as blacks are known and differentiated from whites; and this unfortunate mockery has gone so far that often the mocked, holding weapons in their hands and marching in formation, have come out to do battle with the mockers, and no one and nothing, neither fear nor shame, can stop it. I believe that tomorrow or the next day the people from my village, who are the people who bray, will go to fight another town that\u2019s two leagues away, which is one of those that persecute us the most, and so that they can be well-prepared, I\u2019ve bought the lances and halberds that you saw. And these are the marvels I said I would tell you, and if they don\u2019t seem so to you, I don\u2019t know any others.\u201d<\/p>\n

And saying this, the good man concluded what he had to say, and at that moment a man dressed all in chamois\u2014hose, breeches, and doublet\u2014came through the door of the inn, and in a loud voice he said:<\/p>\n

\u201cSe\u00f1or Innkeeper, is there room at the inn? For the soothsaying monkey is coming here, and a puppet show about the freeing of Melisendra.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cGood Lord!\u201d said the innkeeper. \u201cIt\u2019s Master Pedro! There\u2019s a good night ahead of us.\u201d<\/p>\n

I forgot to say that this Master Pedro had his left eye and almost half his cheek covered with a patch of green taffeta, a sign that all of that side was probably diseased; the innkeeper continued, saying:<\/p>\n

\u201cYour grace is welcome, Se\u00f1or Master Pedro. Where are the monkey and the puppet stage? I don\u2019t see them.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThey\u2019re nearby,\u201d responded the man in chamois, \u201cbut I came on ahead to find out if there\u2019s room.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019d move out the Duke of Alba himself to make room for Master Pedro,\u201d responded the innkeeper. \u201cBring the monkey and the puppet stage in, because tonight there are people in the inn who will pay to see the show and the monkey\u2019s talents.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s a stroke of luck,\u201d responded the man with the patch. \u201cI\u2019ll lower the price, and consider myself well-paid if I cover my costs; now I\u2019ll go and bring in the cart that\u2019s carrying the monkey and the stage.\u201d<\/p>\n

And then he left the inn again.<\/p>\n

Don Quixote asked the innkeeper about Master Pedro and the pup-<\/a>pet show and monkey he was bringing with him. To which the innkeeper responded:<\/p>\n

\u201cHe\u2019s a famous puppet master who\u2019s been traveling the Aragonese side of La Mancha for some time, showing a puppet play about Melisendra being freed by the famous Don Gaiferos, which is one of the best and best-acted histories seen in this part of the kingdom for many years. He also has with him a monkey with the rarest talent ever seen among monkeys or imagined among men, because if he\u2019s asked something, he pays attention to what he\u2019s asked, then jumps onto his master\u2019s shoulders and goes up to his ear and tells him the answer to the question, and then Master Pedro says what it is; he has much more to say about past things than about future ones, and even though he isn\u2019t right all the time, he\u2019s not wrong most of the time, so he makes us think he has the devil in his body. He charges two reales<\/span> for each question if the monkey responds, I mean, if the master responds for him after he\u2019s spoken into his ear; people believe that Master Pedro is very rich, a uomo galante<\/span> and a bon compagno,<\/span> as they say in Italy, who leads the best life in the world; he talks more than six men and drinks more than twelve, all paid for by his tongue and his monkey and his puppet show.\u201d<\/p>\n

At this point Master Pedro returned, and in a cart came the puppet stage and a large tailless monkey with a rump like felt but a face that was nice-looking, and as soon as Don Quixote saw him, he asked:<\/p>\n

\u201cSe\u00f1or Soothsayer, can your grace tell me che pesce pigliamo?<\/span> 421<\/a><\/span><\/sup> What will become of us? And here you can see my two reales.<\/span>\u201d<\/p>\n

And he told Sancho to hand them to Master Pedro, who responded for the monkey, saying:<\/p>\n

\u201cSe\u00f1or, this animal does not respond or give information about things to come; about past things he knows a little, and about present ones, a little more.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBy God,\u201d said Sancho, \u201cI wouldn\u2019t pay anything to have somebody tell me what\u2019s already happened to me! Who knows that better than me? And it would be foolish to pay anybody to tell me what I already know; but since he knows about present things, here\u2019s my two reales<\/span> so His Monkeyness can tell me what my wife, Teresa Panza, is doing now, and how she\u2019s spending her time.\u201d<\/p>\n

Master Pedro refused to take the money, saying:<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t wish to receive payment ahead of time, before the service has been provided.\u201d<\/p>\n

And he hit his left shoulder twice with his right hand, and the monkey leaped onto it, put his mouth up to his ear, clicked his teeth together very quickly, and after doing this for the length of time it takes to say a Credo, gave another leap down to the floor; and when he did this, Master Pedro rushed to kneel in front of Don Quixote, and throwing his arms around his legs, he said:<\/p>\n

\u201cI embrace these legs as I would embrace the two Pillars of Hercules, O illustrious revivifier of a now forgotten knight errantry! O never sufficiently praised knight, Don Quixote of La Mancha, courage of the fainthearted, support of those about to fall, strong arm of those who have fallen, comfort and consolation of all who are unfortunate.\u201d<\/p>\n

Don Quixote was dumbfounded, Sancho astounded, the cousin baffled, the page stunned, the man who told about the braying stupefied, the innkeeper perplexed, and, in short, all who heard the words of the puppet master were amazed, but he continued, saying:<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd you, O worthy Sancho Panza, the best squire of the best knight in the world, be of good cheer! Your good wife, Teresa, is well, and at this very moment she is carding a pound of flax; to be more specific, on her left is a broken-mouthed jug that holds a good measure of wine, and with it she keeps her spirits up as she works.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI can believe that,\u201d responded Sancho, \u201cbecause she\u2019s a wonderful woman, and except for her being jealous, I wouldn\u2019t trade her for the giantess Andandona,422<\/a><\/span><\/sup> who, according to my master, was a very honorable and upright woman; my Teresa is one of those women who won\u2019t let themselves fare badly even at the expense of their heirs.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNow I say,\u201d said Don Quixote at this point, \u201cthat the man who reads a good deal and travels a good deal, sees a good deal and knows a good deal. I say this because what argument would have been enough to persuade me that there are monkeys in the world who can soothsay, as I have just seen with my own eyes? Because I am the very same Don Quixote of La Mancha mentioned by this good animal, although he has gone a little too far in praising me; but no matter, I give thanks to heaven, who granted me a gentle and compassionate spirit, always inclined to do good to everyone and evil to none.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIf I had money,\u201d said the page, \u201cI\u2019d ask this noble monkey what will happen to me on the travels I\u2019m undertaking.\u201d<\/p>\n

To which Master Pedro, who by this time had risen from the feet of Don Quixote, responded:<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019ve already said that this beast does not speak of the future, but if he did, not having money wouldn\u2019t matter, because for the sake of serving Se\u00f1or Don Quixote, here present, I would give up all the profits in the world. And now, because I owe it to him, and to give him pleasure, I would like to set up my puppet stage and delight everyone in the inn, at no charge whatsoever.\u201d<\/p>\n

When he heard this, the innkeeper, who was overjoyed, indicated the spot where the stage could be placed, and this was done in very short order.<\/p>\n

Don Quixote was not very pleased with the monkey\u2019s soothsaying, for it did not seem right that a monkey could divine things, whether things of the future or of the past, and so while Master Pedro was arranging the stage, Don Quixote withdrew with Sancho to a corner of the stable where no one could hear them, and he said:<\/p>\n

\u201cLook, Sancho, I have considered very carefully the strange talent of this monkey, and in my opinion this Master Pedro, his owner, must have made a pact, either implicit or explicit, with the devil.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIf the pack\u2019s split and belongs to the devil,\u201d said Sancho, \u201cit must be a very dirty pack, no doubt about it, but what good would that do Master Pedro?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou do not understand me, Sancho: I mean only that he must have made some agreement with the devil to grant this talent to the monkey so that Master Pedro could earn his living, and when he is rich the devil will take his soul, which is precisely what the universal enemy wishes. And what makes me believe this is seeing that the monkey replies only to past or present things, which is as far as the devil\u2019s knowledge can go; future things cannot be known except through conjecture, and only occasionally, for knowing all times and moments is reserved to God alone, and for Him there is no past or future: everything is present. And this being true, as it is, it is clear that this monkey speaks in the style of the devil, and I am amazed that he has not been denounced to the Holy Office, and examined, and forced to tell by whose power he divines, for it is also clear that this monkey is not an astrologer, and neither he nor his master casts, or knows how to cast, the astrological charts used so widely now in Spain that there\u2019s not a fishwife, page, or old cobbler who does not presume to cast a chart as if it were the knave in a pack of cards lying on the floor, cor<\/a>rupting the marvelous truths of science with their lies and ignorance. I know of a lady who asked one of them if a small lapdog she had would become pregnant and give birth, and how many pups she would have and what color they would be. To which our noble astrologer responded that the dog would become pregnant and give birth to three pups, one green, one red, and one spotted, provided that the dog was mounted between eleven and twelve in the morning, or at night, and that it took place on a Monday or a Saturday; and what happened was that two days later the little dog died of indigestion, and the noble prognosticator was credited in the town with being a very accurate caster of charts, a reputation that all or most astrologers have.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cEven so,\u201d said Sancho, \u201cI would like your grace to tell Master Pedro to ask his monkey if what happened to your grace in the Cave of Montesinos is true; in my opinion, begging your grace\u2019s pardon, it was all deceptions and lies, or at least nothing but dreams.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cEverything is possible,\u201d responded Don Quixote, \u201cbut I shall do as you advise, although I still have certain scruples in that regard.\u201d<\/p>\n

As they were speaking, Master Pedro came looking for Don Quixote to tell him that the puppet stage was ready, and that his grace should come to see it because it was worthwhile. Don Quixote told him what he was thinking and implored him to first ask his monkey to tell him if certain things that had occurred in the Cave of Montesinos were dreamed or true, because it seemed to him that they were both. To which Master Pedro, without saying a word, brought back his monkey, and standing in front of Don Quixote and Sancho, he said:<\/p>\n

\u201cLook, noble monkey, this knight wishes to know if certain things that happened to him in a cave called Montesinos were false or true.\u201d<\/p>\n

And after his master had made the usual signal, the monkey jumped onto his left shoulder and spoke to him, apparently, in his ear, and then Master Pedro said:<\/p>\n

\u201cThe monkey says that some of the things your grace saw, or experienced, in the aforesaid cave are false, and some are true, and this is all he knows, nothing more, with regard to this question, and if your grace should wish to know more, next Friday he will respond to everything you ask of him, but for the moment he has used up his abilities, and they won\u2019t return until Friday, as he has said.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDidn\u2019t I say,\u201d said Sancho, \u201cthat I couldn\u2019t believe, Se\u00f1or, that everything your grace said about what happened in the cave was true, not even half?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cEvents will tell the truth of things, Sancho,\u201d responded Don <\/a>Quixote, \u201cfor time, which reveals all things, brings everything into the light of day even if it is hidden in the bowels of the earth. Enough of that for now; let us go to see the puppet show of our good Master Pedro, for I believe it must hold some surprises.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat do you mean, some?\u201d responded Master Pedro. \u201cSixty thousand are contained in this show of mine; I tell your grace, Se\u00f1or Don Quixote, that it is one of the most spectacular things in the world today, but operibus credite, et non verbis.<\/span> 423<\/a><\/span><\/sup> and now to work, for it is getting late, and we have much to do and say and show.\u201d<\/p>\n

Don Quixote and Sancho did as he asked and went to the place where the stage was set up for all to see, and it was filled with the light of little wax candles that made it look colorful and resplendent. As soon as they arrived, Master Pedro went inside the puppet theater, for it was he who would manipulate the figures in the play, and outside stood a boy, a servant of Master Pedro\u2019s, to act as interpreter and narrator of the mysteries on stage; in his hand he held a rod with which he pointed to the figures as they came out.<\/p>\n

When everyone in the inn was sitting, and some standing, in front of the stage, and Don Quixote, Sancho, the page, and the cousin were settled in the best places, the interpreter began to say what will be heard and seen by those who hear or see the following chapter.<\/p>\n

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