{"id":277,"date":"2019-12-01T16:45:25","date_gmt":"2019-12-01T16:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.publiconsulting.com\/wordpress\/donquixoteoflamancha\/chapter\/second-part-chapter-xli-2\/"},"modified":"2020-03-30T16:27:04","modified_gmt":"2020-03-30T16:27:04","slug":"second-part-chapter-xli","status":"publish","type":"chapter","link":"https:\/\/www.publiconsulting.com\/wordpress\/donquixoteoflamancha\/chapter\/second-part-chapter-xli\/","title":{"rendered":"Second Part. Chapter XLI"},"content":{"raw":"CHAPTER XLI<\/a>\r\n
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Regarding the arrival of Clavile\u00f1o, and the conclusion of this lengthy adventure<\/span><\/h2>\r\n\r\n<\/div>\r\n\r\n

By now night had arrived, and with it the moment set for the arrival of the famous horse Clavile\u00f1o, whose tardiness had begun to trouble Don Quixote, for he thought that since Malambruno had delayed in sending him, either he was not the knight for whom the adventure was intended or Malambruno did not dare to meet him in single combat. But here you will see how four savages suddenly entered the garden, all of them dressed in green ivy and carrying on their shoulders a large wooden horse. They placed his feet on the ground, and one of the savages said:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cLet whoever is brave enough climb onto this machine.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cWell,\u201d said Sancho, \u201cI won\u2019t climb on because I\u2019m not brave enough and I\u2019m not a knight.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

And the savage continued, saying:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cAnd let his squire, if he has one, sit on the hindquarters and trust in the valiant Malambruno, because unless it is by Malambruno\u2019s sword, he will not be harmed by any other sword, or by any other kind of wickedness; all they have to do is turn this peg on his neck, and the horse will carry them through the air to the place where Malambruno is waiting for them, but to prevent the great height and loftiness of the flight from causing them vertigo, they must keep their eyes covered until the horse neighs, which will be a sign that their journey has come to an end.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

Having said this, and leaving Clavile\u00f1o, with a gallant air they re-<\/a>turned the way they had come. As soon as she saw the horse, the Dolorous One, almost in tears, said to Don Quixote:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cValiant knight, the promises of Malambruno have come true: the horse is here, our beards are growing, and all of us, with every hair of our beards, implore you to shave and clip us, for all you have to do is climb onto the horse with your squire and give a joyful beginning to your uncommon journey.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cThat I shall do, Se\u00f1ora Countess Trifaldi, very willingly and even more joyfully, not troubling to find a cushion or put on spurs in order not to delay, so great is the desire I have to see you, Se\u00f1ora, and all these duennas, smooth-faced and clean.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cThat I shall not do,\u201d said Sancho, \u201cby no means, not willingly or any other way; and if this shaving can\u2019t be done unless I climb onto those hindquarters, then my master can find another squire to accompany him, and these ladies another way to smooth their faces; I\u2019m not a wizard who likes flying through the air. And what will my insulanos say when they find out that their governor goes traveling on the wind? And one other thing: since it\u2019s more than three thousand leagues from here to Candaya, if the horse gets tired or the giant gets angry, it\u2019ll take us more than half a dozen years to get back, and by then there won\u2019t be any \u00ednsulas or \u00ednsulos left in the world that recognize me; and since it\u2019s a common saying that danger lies in delay, and when they give you a heifer you\u2019d better hurry over with the rope, may the beards of these ladies forgive me, but St. Peter\u2019s fine in Rome; I mean that I\u2019m fine in this house, where I have received so many favors and where I expect a great benefit from its master, which is being a governor.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

To which the duke said:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cSancho my friend, the \u00ednsula I have promised you is neither movable nor transitory: it has roots growing so deep in the depths of the earth that three pulls will not tear it out or move it from where it is now; and you must know that I know that no position of any distinction is won without some sort of bribe, sometimes more, sometimes less, and the one I want for this governorship is for you to go with your master, Don Quixote, and bring this memorable adventure to an end and a conclusion; regardless of whether you return on Clavile\u00f1o in the brief time his speed promises, or a contrary fortune returns and brings you back on foot, a pilgrim going from hostelry to hostelry and inn to inn, whenever you return you will find your \u00ednsula where you left it, and your insulanos with the same desire they have always had to welcome you as their gov<\/a>ernor, and my intention will be the same; have no doubt about the truth of this, Se\u00f1or Sancho, for that would be a clear affront to the desire I have to serve you.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cNo more, Se\u00f1or,\u201d said Sancho. \u201cI\u2019m a poor squire and I can\u2019t carry the burden of so many courtesies; let my master climb on, and have them cover these eyes of mine, and commend me to God, and tell me if, when we travel through those heights, I\u2019ll be able to commend myself to Our Lord or invoke whatever angels favor me.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

To which Trifaldi responded:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cSancho, you certainly can commend yourself to God or anyone you wish, for Malambruno, though an enchanter, is a Christian, and he does his enchantments with a good deal of wisdom and care, and doesn\u2019t interfere with anybody.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cWell then,\u201d said Sancho, \u201cmay God help me, and the Holy Trinity of Gaeta!\u201d490<\/a><\/span><\/sup><\/p>\r\n

\u201cNot since the memorable adventure of the waterwheels,\u201d said Don Quixote, \u201chave I seen Sancho as fearful as he is now, and if I were as superstitious as others, his pusillanimity would cause my courage to weaken somewhat. But come now, Sancho; with the permission of the duke and duchess, I want to say a few words to you alone.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

And leading Sancho to some trees in the garden, and grasping both his hands, he said:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cYou see now, friend Sancho, the long journey that awaits us; only God knows when we shall return or what facility and opportunity this business will afford us; therefore, I should like you to withdraw now to your room, as if you were going to find something you needed for the journey, and as quickly as you can give yourself a good measure, perhaps even five hundred, of the three thousand and three hundred lashes you are obliged to receive, and once given you will have them, for well begun is half-done.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cMy God!\u201d said Sancho. \u201cYour grace must be out of your mind! Like people say: \u2018You see I\u2019m in a hurry and you demand virginity!\u2019 Now that I have to sit on a bare board, your grace wants me to flog my bottom? Really and truly, your grace is wrong. Let\u2019s go now and shave those duennas, and when we get back I promise your grace, like the man I am, to fulfill my obligation so fast it will make your grace happy, and that\u2019s all I have to say.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cThen with that promise, my good Sancho, I am comforted, and I believe you will keep it, because in fact, although a simpleton, you are a veridical man.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cVertical or horizontal,\u201d said Sancho, \u201cI\u2019ll keep my word.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

And having said this, they returned to mount Clavile\u00f1o, and as he was mounting, Don Quixote said:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cPut on your blindfold, Sancho, and climb up; the person who sends for us from lands so distant will not deceive us, for there would be little glory in deceiving those who trust him, and even if everything turns out contrary to what I imagine, the glory of having undertaken this deed cannot be obscured by any sort of malevolence.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cLet\u2019s go, Se\u00f1or,\u201d said Sancho, \u201cfor the beards and tears of these ladies have pierced my heart, and nothing I eat will taste good to me until I see them smooth again. Your grace should mount and put on your blindfold first, because if I have to sit on the hindquarters, the first one to mount has to be the man in the saddle.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cThat is true,\u201d replied Don Quixote.<\/p>\r\n

And taking a handkerchief from his pocket, he asked the Dolorous One to cover his eyes very carefully, and when she had covered them, he uncovered them again and said:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cIf I remember correctly, I have read in Virgil about the Palladium of Troy, a wooden horse the Greeks presented to the goddess Pallas, which was pregnant with armed knights who subsequently caused the total ruin of Troy; and so it would be worthwhile first to see what Clavile\u00f1o is carrying in his stomach.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cThere\u2019s no reason to,\u201d said the Dolorous One, \u201cfor I trust him and know that Malambruno is neither wicked nor a traitor; Se\u00f1or Don Quixote, your grace can mount without fear, and if anything does happen to you, the fault will be mine.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

It seemed to Don Quixote that any reply he might give with regard to his safety would be to the detriment of his valor, and so with no further argument he mounted Clavile\u00f1o and touched the peg, which turned easily; since he had no stirrups, and his legs hung straight down, he looked exactly like a painted or woven figure in a Flemish tapestry of a Roman triumph. Unwillingly, and very slowly, Sancho finally mounted, and settling himself the best he could on the hindquarters, he found them rather hard and not at all soft, and he asked the duke if it was possible to give him a pillow or cushion, whether from the drawing room couch of his lady the duchess or from the bed of some page, because the hindquarters of that horse seemed more like marble than wood.<\/p>\r\n

To this the Countess Trifaldi said that Clavile\u00f1o would not tolerate any manner or kind of embellishment on his back, but what Sancho could do was sit sidesaddle, and then he would not feel the hardness <\/a>quite as much. Sancho did so, and saying, \u201cGod help me,\u201d he allowed his eyes to be covered, and after they had been covered he uncovered them again, and looking at everyone in the garden tenderly, and with tears in his eyes, he said that they should each help him in his hour of need with some Our Fathers and Hail Marys so that God would provide someone to say them on their behalf when they found themselves in similar danger. To which Don Quixote said:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cYou thief, are you by any chance on the gallows, or in the final moments of your life, to plead in that fashion? Are you not, you craven and cowardly creature, in the same spot that was occupied by the fair Magalona, and from which she descended, not into the grave but to be the queen of France, if the histories do not lie? And I, who am at your side, shall I not compare myself to the valiant Pierres, who sat in the same place where I now sit? Cover your eyes, cover your eyes, you frightened animal, and do not allow your fear to escape your lips again, at least not in my presence.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cBlindfold me,\u201d responded Sancho, \u201cand since you don\u2019t want me to commend myself to God or be commended to Him, is it any wonder I\u2019m afraid that there must be some legion of devils around here who\u2019ll carry us off to Peralvillo?\u201d491<\/a><\/span><\/sup><\/p>\r\n

Both were blindfolded, and Don Quixote, sensing that everything was as it should be, touched the peg, and as soon as he had placed his fingers on it, all the duennas and everyone else present raised their voices, saying:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cMay God be your guide, valiant knight!\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cGod go with you, intrepid squire!\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cNow, now you are in the air, moving through it faster than an arrow!\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cNow you are beginning to amaze and astonish everyone looking at you from the ground.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cHold on, valiant Sancho, you\u2019re slipping! Be careful you don\u2019t fall, because your fall will be worse than that of the daring boy who wanted to drive the chariot of his father, the Sun!\u201d492<\/a><\/span><\/sup><\/p>\r\n

Sancho heard the voices, and pressing close to his master and putting his arms around him, he said:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cSe\u00f1or, how can they say we\u2019re going so high if we can hear their voices and they seem to be talking right here beside us?\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cPay no attention to that, Sancho, for since these things and these flights are outside the ordinary course of events, at a distance of a thou-<\/a>sand leagues you will see and hear whatever you wish. And do not hold me so tightly, for you will throw me off; the truth is I do not know why you are perturbed or frightened; I would dare to avow that in all the days of my life I have never ridden a mount with a smoother gait: it almost seems as if we were not moving at all. Friend, banish your fear, for in fact the matter is proceeding as it should, and we have the wind at our backs.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cThat is true,\u201d responded Sancho. \u201cOn this side the wind\u2019s so strong it feels like a thousand bellows blowing on me.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

And there were large bellows blowing the air around him, for this adventure had been so well planned by the duke and the duchess and their steward that no element was lacking to make it perfect.<\/p>\r\n

Don Quixote also felt the air blowing, and he said:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cThere can be no doubt, Sancho, that we are approaching the second region of air where hail and snow are born; thunder, lightning, and thunderbolts are born in the third region; and if we continue to rise in this fashion, we shall soon come to the region of fire, and I do not know how to adjust the peg to keep us from going so high that we are burned.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

Then, with some tow-cloth on a reed that was easy to light and extinguish, their faces were warmed from a distance. Sancho, who felt the heat, said:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cBy my soul, we must be in that place of fire already, or very close to it, because a good part of my beard has been singed, and I\u2019m ready, Se\u00f1or, to take off the blindfold and see where we are.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cDo not,\u201d responded Don Quixote. \u201cRemember the true story of Licentiate Torralba,493<\/a><\/span><\/sup> whom the devils carried through the air mounted on a reed, with his eyes closed, and in twelve hours he arrived in Rome and dismounted on the Torre di Nona,494<\/a><\/span><\/sup> which is a street in the city, and saw all the tumult, and the assault and the death of Bourbon,495<\/a><\/span><\/sup> and in the morning he was back in Madrid, where he gave an account of all that he had seen; he himself said that while he was flying through the air, the devil told him to open his eyes, and he opened them, and he saw himself so close, or so it seemed, to the body of the moon that he could have grasped it with his hand, and he did not dare look down at the earth lest he faint. Therefore, Sancho, there is no reason for us to uncover our eyes; the one who is responsible for us will take care of us, and perhaps <\/a>we are circling and going higher so that we can suddenly swoop down on the kingdom of Candaya, the way a falcon or a hawk, no matter how high it soars, falls on a crane and captures it; and although it seems to us as if we left the garden less than half an hour ago, believe me when I say that we must have gone a great distance.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cI don\u2019t know about that,\u201d responded Sancho Panza. \u201cAll I can say is that if Se\u00f1ora Magallanes496<\/a><\/span><\/sup> or Magalona was happy with these hindquarters, she couldn\u2019t have had very tender flesh.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

All these exchanges between the two valiant men were heard by the duke and the duchess and those in the garden and gave them extraordinary pleasure; and desiring to conclude the strange and carefully made adventure, they set fire to Clavile\u00f1o\u2019s tail with some tow-cloths, and since the horse was full of fireworks, it suddenly flew into the air with a fearsome noise and threw Don Quixote and Sancho Panza to the ground, half-scorched.<\/p>\r\n\r\n

In the meantime, the entire bearded squadron of duennas had disappeared from the garden, including the Countess Trifaldi, and those who were left in the garden lay on the ground as if in a faint. Don Quixote and Sancho, badly bruised, rose to their feet, and looking all around them, they were astonished to find themselves in the same garden from which they had departed and to see such a large number of people lying on the ground; and their stupefaction was even greater when, on one side of the garden, they saw a huge lance driven into the ground and hanging from it by two cords of green silk a smooth white parchment, on which, in large gold letters, the following was written:<\/p>\r\n

<\/p>\r\n

The illustrious knight Don Quixote of La Mancha has finished and concluded the adventure of the Countess Trifaldi, also called the Dolorous Duenna, and company, by simply attempting it.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

Malambruno considers himself completely satisfied and entirely content; the chins of the duennas are now smooth and clean, and the sovereigns Don Clavijo and Antonomasia are in their pristine state. And when the squirely flogging is completed, the white dove will be free of the foul goshawks that pursue her and in the arms of her beloved suitor;<\/span> 497<\/a><\/span><\/sup> so it has been ordained by the wise Merlin, protoenchanter of all enchanters.<\/span><\/p>\r\n

<\/p>\r\n

When Don Quixote had read the letters on the parchment, he clearly understood that they spoke of the disenchantment of Dulcinea, and giving many thanks to heaven for his having concluded so great an exploit with so little danger, and for returning to their earlier state the faces of the venerable duennas, who were no longer present, he went to where the duke and duchess still lay in a swoon, and grasping the hand of the duke, he said:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cAh, my good lord, take heart, take heart, for it is all nothing! The adventure is concluded, with no harm to anyone, as the writing on that document clearly demonstrates.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

The duke, very slowly, as if waking from a deep sleep, regained consciousness, and in the same fashion so did the duchess and all those who had fallen in the garden, showing signs of so much wonder and astonishment, one could almost believe that what they knew so well how to feign as a joke had really happened. The duke read the statement with half-closed eyes, and then, his arms opened wide, he went to embrace Don Quixote, saying he was the best knight that any age had ever seen.<\/p>\r\n

Sancho kept looking for the Dolorous One to see what kind of face she had without a beard, and if she was as beautiful without one as her gallant disposition promised, but they told him that as soon as Clavile\u00f1o descended in flames through the air and landed on the ground, the entire squadron of duennas, including Countess Trifaldi, had disappeared, by which time they were already hairless and free of stubble. The duchess asked Sancho how things had gone for him on his long journey, to which Sancho responded:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cSe\u00f1ora, I felt that we were flying, like my master said, through the region of fire, and I wanted to uncover my eyes a little, but my master, who I asked for permission to uncover my eyes, did not agree; but since I have some dab of curiosity in me and want to know what people try to stop me and keep me from knowing, very carefully, without anybody seeing me, right at my nose, I pushed aside just a little bit of the handkerchief that was covering my eyes, and I looked down at the earth, and it seemed to me that it was no larger than a mustard seed, and the men walking on it not much bigger than hazel nuts, so you can see how high we must have been flying then.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

To this the duchess said:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cSancho my friend, think about what you are saying; it seems you did not see the earth but only the men walking on it, for it is clear that if the earth looked to you like a mustard seed and each man like a hazel nut, only one man would have covered the entire earth.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cThat\u2019s true,\u201d responded Sancho, \u201cbut even so, I lifted up the blindfold just a little on one side, and I saw all of it.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cLook, Sancho,\u201d said the duchess, \u201cfrom just one side you can\u2019t see all of whatever you may be looking at.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cI don\u2019t know about those lookings,\u201d replied Sancho. \u201cAll I know is that it would be nice if your ladyship would understand that since we were flying by enchantment, by enchantment I could see all the earth and all the men no matter how I looked at them; and if you don\u2019t believe me, your grace also won\u2019t believe me when I say that moving the blindfold near my eyebrows, I saw myself so close to the sky that there was less than a span and a half between it and me, and I can swear, Se\u00f1ora, that it\u2019s also very big. And as it happened, we were passing by the seven nanny goats,498<\/a><\/span><\/sup> and by God and my immortal soul, since I was a goatherd when I was a boy at home, as soon as I saw them I wanted to spend a little time with them\u2026! And if I couldn\u2019t, I thought I would die. So, quick as you please, what do I do? Without saying anything to anybody, not even my master, very quietly and gently I got down from Clavile\u00f1o, and I played with the nanny goats, and they\u2019re as sweet as gilly flowers, for almost three-quarters of an hour, and Clavile\u00f1o didn\u2019t move from the spot or move forward.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cAnd while our good Sancho was amusing himself with the goats,\u201d asked the duke, \u201cwhat was Se\u00f1or Don Quixote doing?\u201d<\/p>\r\n

To which Don Quixote responded:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cSince all these things and all these occurrences lie outside the natural order, it is no surprise that Sancho says what he says. As for myself, I can say that I did not lift the blindfold at the top or the bottom, nor did I see the sky, the earth, the sea, or the sands. It is certainly true that I felt as if I had passed through the region of air, and even touched the region of fire, but I cannot believe we passed beyond that, for since the region of fire lies between the sphere of the moon and the final region of air, we could not reach the sphere of the seven nanny goats that Sancho has mentioned without being burned; and since we are not burned, either Sancho is lying, or Sancho is dreaming.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cI\u2019m not lying and I\u2019m not dreaming,\u201d responded Sancho. \u201cAnd if you don\u2019t believe me, just ask me about what those goats look like, and then you\u2019ll see if I\u2019m telling the truth or not.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cTell us, Sancho,\u201d said the duchess.<\/p>\r\n

\u201cTwo of them,\u201d responded Sancho, \u201care green, two are red, two are blue, and one is a mix.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cThat\u2019s a new kind of nanny goat,\u201d said the duke, \u201cand in our region of the ground they don\u2019t have those colors, I mean, goats that are those colors.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cThat\u2019s very clear,\u201d said Sancho. \u201cYes, that must be the difference between goats in the sky and those on the ground.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

\u201cTell me, Sancho,\u201d asked the duke. \u201cUp there with all those nanny goats, did you see any males?\u201d499<\/a><\/span><\/sup><\/p>\r\n

\u201cNo, Se\u00f1or,\u201d responded Sancho, \u201cbut I heard that not one of them has passed beyond the horns of the moon.\u201d<\/p>\r\n

They did not wish to ask him anything else about his journey, because it seemed to them that Sancho was prepared to wander through all the spheres and give an accounting of everything he had seen there without having moved from the garden.<\/p>\r\n

In short, this was the end of the adventure of the Dolorous Duenna, which gave the duke and duchess reason to laugh, not only then but for the rest of their lives, and Sancho something to talk about for centuries, if he were to live that long; and Don Quixote went up to Sancho, and in his ear he whispered:<\/p>\r\n

\u201cSancho, just as you want people to believe what you have seen in the sky, I want you to believe what I saw in the Cave of Montesinos. And that is all I have to say.\u201d<\/p>\r\n","rendered":"

CHAPTER XLI<\/a><\/p>\n

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Regarding the arrival of Clavile\u00f1o, and the conclusion of this lengthy adventure<\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n

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By now night had arrived, and with it the moment set for the arrival of the famous horse Clavile\u00f1o, whose tardiness had begun to trouble Don Quixote, for he thought that since Malambruno had delayed in sending him, either he was not the knight for whom the adventure was intended or Malambruno did not dare to meet him in single combat. But here you will see how four savages suddenly entered the garden, all of them dressed in green ivy and carrying on their shoulders a large wooden horse. They placed his feet on the ground, and one of the savages said:<\/p>\n

\u201cLet whoever is brave enough climb onto this machine.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell,\u201d said Sancho, \u201cI won\u2019t climb on because I\u2019m not brave enough and I\u2019m not a knight.\u201d<\/p>\n

And the savage continued, saying:<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd let his squire, if he has one, sit on the hindquarters and trust in the valiant Malambruno, because unless it is by Malambruno\u2019s sword, he will not be harmed by any other sword, or by any other kind of wickedness; all they have to do is turn this peg on his neck, and the horse will carry them through the air to the place where Malambruno is waiting for them, but to prevent the great height and loftiness of the flight from causing them vertigo, they must keep their eyes covered until the horse neighs, which will be a sign that their journey has come to an end.\u201d<\/p>\n

Having said this, and leaving Clavile\u00f1o, with a gallant air they re-<\/a>turned the way they had come. As soon as she saw the horse, the Dolorous One, almost in tears, said to Don Quixote:<\/p>\n

\u201cValiant knight, the promises of Malambruno have come true: the horse is here, our beards are growing, and all of us, with every hair of our beards, implore you to shave and clip us, for all you have to do is climb onto the horse with your squire and give a joyful beginning to your uncommon journey.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat I shall do, Se\u00f1ora Countess Trifaldi, very willingly and even more joyfully, not troubling to find a cushion or put on spurs in order not to delay, so great is the desire I have to see you, Se\u00f1ora, and all these duennas, smooth-faced and clean.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat I shall not do,\u201d said Sancho, \u201cby no means, not willingly or any other way; and if this shaving can\u2019t be done unless I climb onto those hindquarters, then my master can find another squire to accompany him, and these ladies another way to smooth their faces; I\u2019m not a wizard who likes flying through the air. And what will my insulanos say when they find out that their governor goes traveling on the wind? And one other thing: since it\u2019s more than three thousand leagues from here to Candaya, if the horse gets tired or the giant gets angry, it\u2019ll take us more than half a dozen years to get back, and by then there won\u2019t be any \u00ednsulas or \u00ednsulos left in the world that recognize me; and since it\u2019s a common saying that danger lies in delay, and when they give you a heifer you\u2019d better hurry over with the rope, may the beards of these ladies forgive me, but St. Peter\u2019s fine in Rome; I mean that I\u2019m fine in this house, where I have received so many favors and where I expect a great benefit from its master, which is being a governor.\u201d<\/p>\n

To which the duke said:<\/p>\n

\u201cSancho my friend, the \u00ednsula I have promised you is neither movable nor transitory: it has roots growing so deep in the depths of the earth that three pulls will not tear it out or move it from where it is now; and you must know that I know that no position of any distinction is won without some sort of bribe, sometimes more, sometimes less, and the one I want for this governorship is for you to go with your master, Don Quixote, and bring this memorable adventure to an end and a conclusion; regardless of whether you return on Clavile\u00f1o in the brief time his speed promises, or a contrary fortune returns and brings you back on foot, a pilgrim going from hostelry to hostelry and inn to inn, whenever you return you will find your \u00ednsula where you left it, and your insulanos with the same desire they have always had to welcome you as their gov<\/a>ernor, and my intention will be the same; have no doubt about the truth of this, Se\u00f1or Sancho, for that would be a clear affront to the desire I have to serve you.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNo more, Se\u00f1or,\u201d said Sancho. \u201cI\u2019m a poor squire and I can\u2019t carry the burden of so many courtesies; let my master climb on, and have them cover these eyes of mine, and commend me to God, and tell me if, when we travel through those heights, I\u2019ll be able to commend myself to Our Lord or invoke whatever angels favor me.\u201d<\/p>\n

To which Trifaldi responded:<\/p>\n

\u201cSancho, you certainly can commend yourself to God or anyone you wish, for Malambruno, though an enchanter, is a Christian, and he does his enchantments with a good deal of wisdom and care, and doesn\u2019t interfere with anybody.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell then,\u201d said Sancho, \u201cmay God help me, and the Holy Trinity of Gaeta!\u201d490<\/a><\/span><\/sup><\/p>\n

\u201cNot since the memorable adventure of the waterwheels,\u201d said Don Quixote, \u201chave I seen Sancho as fearful as he is now, and if I were as superstitious as others, his pusillanimity would cause my courage to weaken somewhat. But come now, Sancho; with the permission of the duke and duchess, I want to say a few words to you alone.\u201d<\/p>\n

And leading Sancho to some trees in the garden, and grasping both his hands, he said:<\/p>\n

\u201cYou see now, friend Sancho, the long journey that awaits us; only God knows when we shall return or what facility and opportunity this business will afford us; therefore, I should like you to withdraw now to your room, as if you were going to find something you needed for the journey, and as quickly as you can give yourself a good measure, perhaps even five hundred, of the three thousand and three hundred lashes you are obliged to receive, and once given you will have them, for well begun is half-done.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMy God!\u201d said Sancho. \u201cYour grace must be out of your mind! Like people say: \u2018You see I\u2019m in a hurry and you demand virginity!\u2019 Now that I have to sit on a bare board, your grace wants me to flog my bottom? Really and truly, your grace is wrong. Let\u2019s go now and shave those duennas, and when we get back I promise your grace, like the man I am, to fulfill my obligation so fast it will make your grace happy, and that\u2019s all I have to say.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThen with that promise, my good Sancho, I am comforted, and I believe you will keep it, because in fact, although a simpleton, you are a veridical man.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cVertical or horizontal,\u201d said Sancho, \u201cI\u2019ll keep my word.\u201d<\/p>\n

And having said this, they returned to mount Clavile\u00f1o, and as he was mounting, Don Quixote said:<\/p>\n

\u201cPut on your blindfold, Sancho, and climb up; the person who sends for us from lands so distant will not deceive us, for there would be little glory in deceiving those who trust him, and even if everything turns out contrary to what I imagine, the glory of having undertaken this deed cannot be obscured by any sort of malevolence.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cLet\u2019s go, Se\u00f1or,\u201d said Sancho, \u201cfor the beards and tears of these ladies have pierced my heart, and nothing I eat will taste good to me until I see them smooth again. Your grace should mount and put on your blindfold first, because if I have to sit on the hindquarters, the first one to mount has to be the man in the saddle.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat is true,\u201d replied Don Quixote.<\/p>\n

And taking a handkerchief from his pocket, he asked the Dolorous One to cover his eyes very carefully, and when she had covered them, he uncovered them again and said:<\/p>\n

\u201cIf I remember correctly, I have read in Virgil about the Palladium of Troy, a wooden horse the Greeks presented to the goddess Pallas, which was pregnant with armed knights who subsequently caused the total ruin of Troy; and so it would be worthwhile first to see what Clavile\u00f1o is carrying in his stomach.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThere\u2019s no reason to,\u201d said the Dolorous One, \u201cfor I trust him and know that Malambruno is neither wicked nor a traitor; Se\u00f1or Don Quixote, your grace can mount without fear, and if anything does happen to you, the fault will be mine.\u201d<\/p>\n

It seemed to Don Quixote that any reply he might give with regard to his safety would be to the detriment of his valor, and so with no further argument he mounted Clavile\u00f1o and touched the peg, which turned easily; since he had no stirrups, and his legs hung straight down, he looked exactly like a painted or woven figure in a Flemish tapestry of a Roman triumph. Unwillingly, and very slowly, Sancho finally mounted, and settling himself the best he could on the hindquarters, he found them rather hard and not at all soft, and he asked the duke if it was possible to give him a pillow or cushion, whether from the drawing room couch of his lady the duchess or from the bed of some page, because the hindquarters of that horse seemed more like marble than wood.<\/p>\n

To this the Countess Trifaldi said that Clavile\u00f1o would not tolerate any manner or kind of embellishment on his back, but what Sancho could do was sit sidesaddle, and then he would not feel the hardness <\/a>quite as much. Sancho did so, and saying, \u201cGod help me,\u201d he allowed his eyes to be covered, and after they had been covered he uncovered them again, and looking at everyone in the garden tenderly, and with tears in his eyes, he said that they should each help him in his hour of need with some Our Fathers and Hail Marys so that God would provide someone to say them on their behalf when they found themselves in similar danger. To which Don Quixote said:<\/p>\n

\u201cYou thief, are you by any chance on the gallows, or in the final moments of your life, to plead in that fashion? Are you not, you craven and cowardly creature, in the same spot that was occupied by the fair Magalona, and from which she descended, not into the grave but to be the queen of France, if the histories do not lie? And I, who am at your side, shall I not compare myself to the valiant Pierres, who sat in the same place where I now sit? Cover your eyes, cover your eyes, you frightened animal, and do not allow your fear to escape your lips again, at least not in my presence.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBlindfold me,\u201d responded Sancho, \u201cand since you don\u2019t want me to commend myself to God or be commended to Him, is it any wonder I\u2019m afraid that there must be some legion of devils around here who\u2019ll carry us off to Peralvillo?\u201d491<\/a><\/span><\/sup><\/p>\n

Both were blindfolded, and Don Quixote, sensing that everything was as it should be, touched the peg, and as soon as he had placed his fingers on it, all the duennas and everyone else present raised their voices, saying:<\/p>\n

\u201cMay God be your guide, valiant knight!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cGod go with you, intrepid squire!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNow, now you are in the air, moving through it faster than an arrow!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNow you are beginning to amaze and astonish everyone looking at you from the ground.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHold on, valiant Sancho, you\u2019re slipping! Be careful you don\u2019t fall, because your fall will be worse than that of the daring boy who wanted to drive the chariot of his father, the Sun!\u201d492<\/a><\/span><\/sup><\/p>\n

Sancho heard the voices, and pressing close to his master and putting his arms around him, he said:<\/p>\n

\u201cSe\u00f1or, how can they say we\u2019re going so high if we can hear their voices and they seem to be talking right here beside us?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cPay no attention to that, Sancho, for since these things and these flights are outside the ordinary course of events, at a distance of a thou-<\/a>sand leagues you will see and hear whatever you wish. And do not hold me so tightly, for you will throw me off; the truth is I do not know why you are perturbed or frightened; I would dare to avow that in all the days of my life I have never ridden a mount with a smoother gait: it almost seems as if we were not moving at all. Friend, banish your fear, for in fact the matter is proceeding as it should, and we have the wind at our backs.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat is true,\u201d responded Sancho. \u201cOn this side the wind\u2019s so strong it feels like a thousand bellows blowing on me.\u201d<\/p>\n

And there were large bellows blowing the air around him, for this adventure had been so well planned by the duke and the duchess and their steward that no element was lacking to make it perfect.<\/p>\n

Don Quixote also felt the air blowing, and he said:<\/p>\n

\u201cThere can be no doubt, Sancho, that we are approaching the second region of air where hail and snow are born; thunder, lightning, and thunderbolts are born in the third region; and if we continue to rise in this fashion, we shall soon come to the region of fire, and I do not know how to adjust the peg to keep us from going so high that we are burned.\u201d<\/p>\n

Then, with some tow-cloth on a reed that was easy to light and extinguish, their faces were warmed from a distance. Sancho, who felt the heat, said:<\/p>\n

\u201cBy my soul, we must be in that place of fire already, or very close to it, because a good part of my beard has been singed, and I\u2019m ready, Se\u00f1or, to take off the blindfold and see where we are.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDo not,\u201d responded Don Quixote. \u201cRemember the true story of Licentiate Torralba,493<\/a><\/span><\/sup> whom the devils carried through the air mounted on a reed, with his eyes closed, and in twelve hours he arrived in Rome and dismounted on the Torre di Nona,494<\/a><\/span><\/sup> which is a street in the city, and saw all the tumult, and the assault and the death of Bourbon,495<\/a><\/span><\/sup> and in the morning he was back in Madrid, where he gave an account of all that he had seen; he himself said that while he was flying through the air, the devil told him to open his eyes, and he opened them, and he saw himself so close, or so it seemed, to the body of the moon that he could have grasped it with his hand, and he did not dare look down at the earth lest he faint. Therefore, Sancho, there is no reason for us to uncover our eyes; the one who is responsible for us will take care of us, and perhaps <\/a>we are circling and going higher so that we can suddenly swoop down on the kingdom of Candaya, the way a falcon or a hawk, no matter how high it soars, falls on a crane and captures it; and although it seems to us as if we left the garden less than half an hour ago, believe me when I say that we must have gone a great distance.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t know about that,\u201d responded Sancho Panza. \u201cAll I can say is that if Se\u00f1ora Magallanes496<\/a><\/span><\/sup> or Magalona was happy with these hindquarters, she couldn\u2019t have had very tender flesh.\u201d<\/p>\n

All these exchanges between the two valiant men were heard by the duke and the duchess and those in the garden and gave them extraordinary pleasure; and desiring to conclude the strange and carefully made adventure, they set fire to Clavile\u00f1o\u2019s tail with some tow-cloths, and since the horse was full of fireworks, it suddenly flew into the air with a fearsome noise and threw Don Quixote and Sancho Panza to the ground, half-scorched.<\/p>\n

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In the meantime, the entire bearded squadron of duennas had disappeared from the garden, including the Countess Trifaldi, and those who were left in the garden lay on the ground as if in a faint. Don Quixote and Sancho, badly bruised, rose to their feet, and looking all around them, they were astonished to find themselves in the same garden from which they had departed and to see such a large number of people lying on the ground; and their stupefaction was even greater when, on one side of the garden, they saw a huge lance driven into the ground and hanging from it by two cords of green silk a smooth white parchment, on which, in large gold letters, the following was written:<\/p>\n

\n

The illustrious knight Don Quixote of La Mancha has finished and concluded the adventure of the Countess Trifaldi, also called the Dolorous Duenna, and company, by simply attempting it.<\/span><\/p>\n

Malambruno considers himself completely satisfied and entirely content; the chins of the duennas are now smooth and clean, and the sovereigns Don Clavijo and Antonomasia are in their pristine state. And when the squirely flogging is completed, the white dove will be free of the foul goshawks that pursue her and in the arms of her beloved suitor;<\/span> 497<\/a><\/span><\/sup> so it has been ordained by the wise Merlin, protoenchanter of all enchanters.<\/span><\/p>\n

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When Don Quixote had read the letters on the parchment, he clearly understood that they spoke of the disenchantment of Dulcinea, and giving many thanks to heaven for his having concluded so great an exploit with so little danger, and for returning to their earlier state the faces of the venerable duennas, who were no longer present, he went to where the duke and duchess still lay in a swoon, and grasping the hand of the duke, he said:<\/p>\n

\u201cAh, my good lord, take heart, take heart, for it is all nothing! The adventure is concluded, with no harm to anyone, as the writing on that document clearly demonstrates.\u201d<\/p>\n

The duke, very slowly, as if waking from a deep sleep, regained consciousness, and in the same fashion so did the duchess and all those who had fallen in the garden, showing signs of so much wonder and astonishment, one could almost believe that what they knew so well how to feign as a joke had really happened. The duke read the statement with half-closed eyes, and then, his arms opened wide, he went to embrace Don Quixote, saying he was the best knight that any age had ever seen.<\/p>\n

Sancho kept looking for the Dolorous One to see what kind of face she had without a beard, and if she was as beautiful without one as her gallant disposition promised, but they told him that as soon as Clavile\u00f1o descended in flames through the air and landed on the ground, the entire squadron of duennas, including Countess Trifaldi, had disappeared, by which time they were already hairless and free of stubble. The duchess asked Sancho how things had gone for him on his long journey, to which Sancho responded:<\/p>\n

\u201cSe\u00f1ora, I felt that we were flying, like my master said, through the region of fire, and I wanted to uncover my eyes a little, but my master, who I asked for permission to uncover my eyes, did not agree; but since I have some dab of curiosity in me and want to know what people try to stop me and keep me from knowing, very carefully, without anybody seeing me, right at my nose, I pushed aside just a little bit of the handkerchief that was covering my eyes, and I looked down at the earth, and it seemed to me that it was no larger than a mustard seed, and the men walking on it not much bigger than hazel nuts, so you can see how high we must have been flying then.\u201d<\/p>\n

To this the duchess said:<\/p>\n

\u201cSancho my friend, think about what you are saying; it seems you did not see the earth but only the men walking on it, for it is clear that if the earth looked to you like a mustard seed and each man like a hazel nut, only one man would have covered the entire earth.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s true,\u201d responded Sancho, \u201cbut even so, I lifted up the blindfold just a little on one side, and I saw all of it.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cLook, Sancho,\u201d said the duchess, \u201cfrom just one side you can\u2019t see all of whatever you may be looking at.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t know about those lookings,\u201d replied Sancho. \u201cAll I know is that it would be nice if your ladyship would understand that since we were flying by enchantment, by enchantment I could see all the earth and all the men no matter how I looked at them; and if you don\u2019t believe me, your grace also won\u2019t believe me when I say that moving the blindfold near my eyebrows, I saw myself so close to the sky that there was less than a span and a half between it and me, and I can swear, Se\u00f1ora, that it\u2019s also very big. And as it happened, we were passing by the seven nanny goats,498<\/a><\/span><\/sup> and by God and my immortal soul, since I was a goatherd when I was a boy at home, as soon as I saw them I wanted to spend a little time with them\u2026! And if I couldn\u2019t, I thought I would die. So, quick as you please, what do I do? Without saying anything to anybody, not even my master, very quietly and gently I got down from Clavile\u00f1o, and I played with the nanny goats, and they\u2019re as sweet as gilly flowers, for almost three-quarters of an hour, and Clavile\u00f1o didn\u2019t move from the spot or move forward.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd while our good Sancho was amusing himself with the goats,\u201d asked the duke, \u201cwhat was Se\u00f1or Don Quixote doing?\u201d<\/p>\n

To which Don Quixote responded:<\/p>\n

\u201cSince all these things and all these occurrences lie outside the natural order, it is no surprise that Sancho says what he says. As for myself, I can say that I did not lift the blindfold at the top or the bottom, nor did I see the sky, the earth, the sea, or the sands. It is certainly true that I felt as if I had passed through the region of air, and even touched the region of fire, but I cannot believe we passed beyond that, for since the region of fire lies between the sphere of the moon and the final region of air, we could not reach the sphere of the seven nanny goats that Sancho has mentioned without being burned; and since we are not burned, either Sancho is lying, or Sancho is dreaming.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m not lying and I\u2019m not dreaming,\u201d responded Sancho. \u201cAnd if you don\u2019t believe me, just ask me about what those goats look like, and then you\u2019ll see if I\u2019m telling the truth or not.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cTell us, Sancho,\u201d said the duchess.<\/p>\n

\u201cTwo of them,\u201d responded Sancho, \u201care green, two are red, two are blue, and one is a mix.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s a new kind of nanny goat,\u201d said the duke, \u201cand in our region of the ground they don\u2019t have those colors, I mean, goats that are those colors.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s very clear,\u201d said Sancho. \u201cYes, that must be the difference between goats in the sky and those on the ground.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cTell me, Sancho,\u201d asked the duke. \u201cUp there with all those nanny goats, did you see any males?\u201d499<\/a><\/span><\/sup><\/p>\n

\u201cNo, Se\u00f1or,\u201d responded Sancho, \u201cbut I heard that not one of them has passed beyond the horns of the moon.\u201d<\/p>\n

They did not wish to ask him anything else about his journey, because it seemed to them that Sancho was prepared to wander through all the spheres and give an accounting of everything he had seen there without having moved from the garden.<\/p>\n

In short, this was the end of the adventure of the Dolorous Duenna, which gave the duke and duchess reason to laugh, not only then but for the rest of their lives, and Sancho something to talk about for centuries, if he were to live that long; and Don Quixote went up to Sancho, and in his ear he whispered:<\/p>\n

\u201cSancho, just as you want people to believe what you have seen in the sky, I want you to believe what I saw in the Cave of Montesinos. And that is all I have to say.\u201d<\/p>\n

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